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Blame It On The Boogie

6/25 - Day of Tragedy

Rumours refuted! Sunshine, moonlight, good times NOT responsible!! Here is the Truth!!!

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And now he's gone home...

A confused nine year old boy goes up to his mother and asks: "Is God male or female?"
After thinking for a moment, his mother responds: "Well, God is both male and female."
This confuses the little boy, so he asks: "Is God black or white?"
"Well, God is both black and white."
This further confuses the boy so he asks: "Is God gay or straight?"
The mother answers: "Honey, God is both gay and straight."
At this, the boy's face lights up with understanding and he triumphantly asks: "Is God Michael Jackson?"

How he would look now without surgery...

Handsome, black and alive!

And Lest We Forget...

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 (by The Vandals)
birds in the air
never chirped the same
slobs in bowling alleys
never burped the same
they came to cry
shocked with disbelief
a broken mass of millions
all drowning in their grief
she was just an innocent
how could you god? they cried
the day that farrah fawcett died
Throughout the globe
every chinese man and turk
their unifying symbol
they really liked her work
but who's to blame?
no one make a move
until i find out who did this
nobody leaves the room
they say the road was icy
but that just don't add up
a bushy-haired intruder
another government cover up!
a drug-related overdose
a hunting accident
death at the hands of another,
i'll bet!
first JFK
and then we lost the king
thank god it must be over now
they say they come in threes
but still i ache
the world has lost a friend
i'd trade all
of my viewmaster reels
to see her once again